Why you should not consider dating a clothing model…

I’ve seen a few hotties, but I’ve never been able to pick one up, let alone, take one out. In fact, they insist on not going anywhere. And when you do get one to move, all they do is moan.

And have you ever tried talking with one? They just stare right past you! We’ve all heard, “No means no.” But what if you don’t get a response? Granted, I’m not the smoothest “lady’s man”, but they don’t respond to any pick-up lines! It’s like finding a pulse on a corpse. They just won’t acknowledge your existence.

To be fair, I should admit that their behavior may be the result of their rigid work environment. I hear that their stiff-necked colleagues stand by some rather inflexible guidelines. And the industry itself portrays an image of porcelain-doll-perfection. Most would crack under that kind of heat. But these woman somehow withstand all the pressure.

Having said that, they still seem rather insensitive and stuck-up when they turn away would-be suitors. They are cold, heartless and without emotion.

To conclude… the next time you’re cruising down the isle at J.C. Penny and you see a clothing model, just look the other way!


2 Responses to “Mannequins”

  1. Steve Says:

    You’re a good writer.

    And now I know how to spell mannequin.

  2. Sudi Says:

    This is halrious! 🙂

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